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IDIOT BAROMETER

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STUFF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW

The reason we refer to our House Rules as an “Idiot Barometer” is that the people who are offended by them are the high-maintenance, self-absorbed idiots we prefer did not patronize our establishment, while our loyal patrons love the no-nonsense approach these policies represent. That’s why we have the best clientele of any bar in Atlanta. So it has worked out pretty well for us.

FREE FOR DOWNLOAD

Sure, it’s flattering how much people like our “Rules” pages, but in an attempt to reduce or eliminate the continual theft of these pages out of our menu covers, we are providing them to you here, for FREE. You can just print them out for yourself instead of resorting to a life of crime.

CLICK HERE to view or print “Stuff You Really Need to Know” (the covers of The Vortex Food Menu).
(actual size: 8-1/2” X 14”)

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